Sign in an elevator of at Kohls

She cracks me up

Lilia was busy telling me a story in the car today.  She was going on and on about how we will do this and that, and if I'm good and I listen I'll get a star... etc. etc.  When suddenly she says:

"Mom, Momma, Mommy!  

And when your belly cracks I will have to take the baby out and take care of her, ok?"

I seriously don't know where she gets her info. But if only it were that easy....

Penny and Cows

Lilia received a DVD for Christmas that she just loves.
She calls it "Penny and Cows".  

In reality, it is "Penny and Pals".  

Today she wanted to dance so I put the DVD in.
She turned to me and said:
"Mom, I love Penny and Cows.....
but, there's no cows in it."